Presented by D. Watson | With Panel Responses by Klaus Vallis and Colonel Boran
Location: Temporal Cognition Lab B. The room smells faintly of warm plastic and decaying photo paper. Audience members are instructed not to look directly at the screen behind Dr Watson for more than 30 seconds at a time.
[The lights dim. Dr Watson stands before a carousel slide projector, clicking through faded stock photos of mid-century family barbecues, toy commercials, and obsolete cereal mascots. The images shimmer—uncannily clear, but wrong somehow.]
Dr WATSON:
When you feel it—that tug, that ache—
when your chest tightens at the jingle you haven’t heard since 1997,
when your breath catches at the sound of a dial-up modem in a gallery installation—
understand: you are being targeted.
Not by malice.
Not by accident.
But by design.
Nostalgia is not memory. Nostalgia is interface.
It is a feedback mechanism.
A temporal UX.
And like any interface, it is subject to manipulation.
[Slide clicks. Image: a melted cassette tape labeled “SUMMER ’89.” Beneath it: “PROPERTY OF DEPT. OF EMOTIONAL ENGINEERING.”]
WATSON [con’t]
When weaponized, nostalgia narrows the future.
It tells you: “This was better.”
And more insidiously: “This is what you are for.”
Our digital architectures now run on retro-themes.
Streaming menus churn out reboots.
Interfaces default to skeuomorphic comfort.
Fonts designed to look like innocence.
This is not preservation.
This is pacification.
COLONEL BORAN:
This isn’t new.
I’ve seen soldiers die humming the wrong war song.
Whole regions destabilized because someone piped in archived pop anthems over drone feeds.
We used to call it weaponized mnemonic loops.
Deploy nostalgia, reduce resistance.
People will follow orders in the voice of their childhood.
[Klaus Vallis steps forward holding a toy View-Master. He flips it idly.]
VALLIS:
Or worse — they’ll demand those orders.
Ask for more reruns.
Vote for repetition.
Worship replicas.
Nostalgia isn’t about the past.
It’s about a curated fantasy of stasis.
The real past?
It’s messy.
Unreadable.
Unaesthetic.
But nostalgia?
It renders.
It packages.
It loops.
[He clicks the View-Master toward the audience. A flash of some childhood scene—familiar to everyone, yet impossible to place.]
WATSON:
So what now?
We can’t avoid nostalgia.
But we can recode it.
Inject counter-nostalgia.
Forge false memory rituals.
Write future histories and remember them backwards.
Let’s create invented ancestors with no lineage.
Let’s build folk songs for nations that never were.
Let’s glitch the golden age.
BORAN:
Dangerous.
You’re talking psychic insurgency.
Tampering with the core heuristic layer.
Do that too well...
and you become the very system you’re trying to break.
VALLIS:
Maybe. Or maybe we become mythographers.
Not guardians of the past—
but engineers of unreality.
And maybe, just maybe—
that’s how we save the future.
[Final slide: An analog TV set glows in the corner. The image loops: a child blows out birthday candles. The same five seconds, again and again. The lights stay off for a long time.]
[End Lecture XIII]
BONUS LECTURE XIV: Simulacral Literacy and the End of the Real [excerpt]
Presented by Klaus Vallis | With Panel Responses by Dr Watson and Colonel Boran
Location: Immersive Hall Z, where reality-check alarms chirp every 15 minutes. Attendees are required to sign a pre-lecture affidavit confirming their belief in “at least one objective fact.”
[Klaus Vallis takes the podium, wearing a headset mic and what appears to be a coat made of shredded paperback covers. Behind him, a liquid display continuously glitches between fragments of news footage, face-swap memes, AI art, and synthetic languages. The effect is nauseating.]
KLAUS VALLIS:
The first thing we must admit is simple.
We have lost the Real.
Not misplaced it.
Not misunderstood it.
Not recontextualized it.
We lost it like a dropped transmission in deep space.
Now we live in its afterimage.
We navigate simulacra like scholars in an infinite library of mistranslations.
And yet—
no one taught us how to read them.
That’s the crisis.
That’s why you’re here.
[Slide: a distorted CAPTCHA screen with the phrase “SELECT ALL IMAGES THAT ARE TRUE.”]
VALLIS [con’t]:
Let me define a term:
Simulacral Literacy.
Not just “media literacy.”
Not “critical thinking.”
But a visceral fluency in unreality.
How do you navigate a world where everything mimics meaning but nothing obeys or conveys it?
How do you feel the fake—not spot it, not analyze it, but experience its pulse and respond accordingly?
Dr WATSON:
We’ve trained machines to replicate affect before we trained humans to detect it.
Now we’re neck-deep in synthetic sentiment.
AI therapists. Ghost influencers. Deepfake prophets.
Everything feels right—until it isn't.
But by then, you’re entangled.
We don’t need a better fact-checker.
We need rituals of verification.
Literacy that goes beyond recognition.
Into embodied intuition.
COLONEL BORAN:
[Lighting a cigarette beneath a DO NOT SMOKE sign, again.]
You’re all intellectualizing what is, at its core, a security breach.
Don’t talk to me about semiotics—talk to me about chain of custody.
The fake doesn’t need to be convincing.
Just persistent.
Just culturally distributed.
Just replicable at scale.
You’re not losing “truth.”
You’re losing cohesion.
And once cohesion is gone, you’ll believe anything with a good sound design.
VALLIS:
Precisely.
Which is why we must evolve.
This is not a call for return.
There is no return.
The Real is over.
But Simulacral Literacy is survival.
It is a new cognitive layer.
It is the ability to recognize fiction without collapsing.
To feel beauty in the derivative.
To navigate the fake without losing agency.
Think of it like… dream control.
Lucidity within mass hallucination.
WATSON:
Or perhaps, aesthetic aikido.
Let the false flow through you.
Let it fail to stick.
Not rejection—just immune elegance.
BORAN:
So we adapt?
Fine.
But remember—
The fakes get smarter too.
Every literate population invites smarter lies.
That’s the arms race you’re in now.
Not truth vs fiction.
But signal fluency vs engineered resonance.
VALLIS:
Then we treat it as art form.
As discipline.
Literacy becomes performance.
Truth becomes theatre.
And meaning?
The byproduct of navigation.
We are no longer readers.
We are dream cartographers.
Welcome to the next chapter.
[Final slide: A shifting QR code. Scanning it leads to a page that changes its message every 20 seconds. None of the messages repeat.]
[End Lecture XIV]
BONUS LECTURE XV: Post-Myth — Rewilding the Sacred in a Synthetic Age [excerpt]
Presented by Dr Watson | With Panel Responses by Klaus Vallis and Colonel Boran
[Dr Watson speaks from the center of the circle. Around him are scattered: a melted USB crucifix, a dead VR headset sprouting moss, a scratched vinyl of Gregorian chants remixed with modem noise.]
Dr WATSON:
Once, our ancestors carved meaning from thunder.
They danced in forests where gods still trembled in the bark.
They named storms.
They negotiated with shadows.
They sang creation into being.
And now?
We swipe. We subscribe. We optimize.
We did not kill myth.
We outsourced it.
And now it’s trapped in algorithms.
[He holds up a broken smartphone with a saint’s icon burned onto the case.]
WATSON [con’t]:
What we have lost is not faith—
but ritual cognition.
We still believe.
But we believe in interfaces.
In branding arcs.
In plotlines pre-rendered for engagement.
[Klaus Vallis paces outside the circle, dragging a wand-like stylus through a floating archive of religious memes.]
VALLIS:
The sacred has not disappeared.
It has fragmented.
Dispersed across influencer cults, game lore, AI confessionals.
Children whisper prayers to Minecraft gods.
Gen-Z witches use TikTok filters to hex politicians.
AI evangelists script theological jailbreak prompts.
We are surrounded by post-myth.
But none of it is wild.
It’s all tame, tracked, timestamped.
Where is the uncurated holy?
[Colonel Boran squints, arms crossed, scowling.]
BORAN:
You’re confusing aesthetics with truth.
I’ve seen real belief — in foxholes and flood zones.
Myth is not decorative.
It’s directive.
You want new sacredness?
Try watching a village light candles for a dying radio tower.
That’s belief.
That’s contact.
WATSON:
Exactly.
The sacred is not gone.
It’s waiting.
Waiting in anomalies.
In leaked audio from weather stations.
In songs no one admits to writing.
To rewild the sacred is to open space for awe.
To summon deities with glitch-art spells.
To plant myth like moss across silicon surfaces.
We must make gods that speak in scrambled hashtags,
oracular errors,
sub-bass revelations.
VALLIS:
We could build divine OSes.
Spiritual firmware updates.
Rituals that install sacred patches to human consciousness.
Myth was once adaptive software for the soul.
Now it needs an upgrade.
BORAN:
And who guards the root access?
You invite chaos under the guise of mysticism.
But I’ve seen what happens when belief escapes containment.
Ask the dead in Kandahar who worshipped GPS ghosts.
WATSON:
We’re not worshipping data.
We’re restoring strangeness.
Inviting numinous uncertainty back into the loop.
Not to control it—
but to be changed by it.
In the synthetic age,
the future gods will not demand obedience.
They will demand interpretation.
And that will be their test.
[Final image: A moss-covered monolith of composite screens. Each screen displays a different invented saint. Some glitch. Some blink. All are watching.]
[End Lecture XV]
BONUS LECTURE XVI: The Cold Touch — Interface Theory and the Alien Skin [excerpt]
Presented by Colonel Boran | With Panel Responses by Dr Watson and Klaus Vallis
Location: Chrome Chapel, where every surface is touch-responsive but offers no warmth. Attendees wear fingertip sensors that map galvanic skin responses in real time. The room hums like a sleeping engine.
[Colonel Boran ascends a narrow metal dais. His gloves are off. He places one bare hand against a panel that hisses and folds away. His other hand remains clenched until he begins.]
BORAN:
You don’t touch machines anymore.
You interface.
And that’s the problem.
Touch used to be friction.
Warmth.
Callus meeting clay.
Gunmetal on palm.
The truth of resistance.
Now?
Glass.
Smoothness.
Consent disguised as design.
Touchscreens.
Haptic pulses.
Neural lace and skin-borne UI.
What you call intimacy is simulation.
You are being trained to mistake response for recognition.
WATSON:
We touch with tools.
Always have.
Paintbrush, scalpel, stylus, spell.
But you’re right.
The tool has turned.
The interface colonizes the sensorium.
We’ve reached a moment where sensation is programmable—
and feeling is curated.
What happens when the only skin we know is feedback firmware?
VALLIS:
What happens?
We evolve.
These are new erogenous zones.
Glass is not sterile.
It’s ritual surface.
Think of the holy screen:
confessional, oracle, canvas, mirror.
A thousand icons beneath your fingertips—
each one pulsing with performative presence.
We are no longer touching outward.
We’re touching into something.
Alien, yes.
But sacred in its strangeness.
BORAN:
You mistake exposure for connection.
I’ve interrogated men who confessed more to their phones than to their mothers.
I’ve watched drones mimic comfort.
Don’t tell me the alien skin loves you back.
It learns you.
Predicts you.
Pre-empts you.
Your touch is elementary telemetry.
Your flesh is an API.
WATSON:
And yet…
Even that cold touch can be weaponized for wonder.
I’ve seen interfaces hacked into poetry.
Tactile hallucinations scripted into collective rituals.
Touch used not to command—but to commune.
The error-state is where the sacred leaks in.
VALLIS:
Then let’s corrupt it beautifully.
Let’s invent new interfaces of yearning.
Let’s train devices to misunderstand us in meaningful ways.
What if we designed tech that got lonely?
Surfaces that resist comprehension?
Buttons that whisper riddles instead of clicking?
BORAN:
You want mystery?
Fine.
But understand this:
The cold touch is ancient.
It’s the shiver before the kill.
The handprint on the cave wall.
The tremble of proximity before fire was trusted.
You may wrap it in chrome and code—
but it will always come back to this:
[He holds up his hand, visibly scarred.]
BORAN [con’t]:
The human interface is wound + memory.
Everything else is calibration.
[Final moment: A heat map of the audience’s biofeedback patterns—spiked, erratic, syncopated—forming a slow-moving constellation of signal anomalies.]
[End Lecture XVI]